Sharped Dressed Man

We here at Club 15 have a pretty strict dress code. Why? Because looking good is part of being a good person. Ghandi knew that, that is why he wore glasses to make himself look smarter. Anyways, there is a right way, and a wrong way to looking good. If some asshole thinks he just just throw on a tie and a pair of Dockers to look professional, he is dead wrong.

Looking good is all about feeling good. That is another lesson Ghandi taught us, which is why he slept between two teenage virgins every night. If you feel like wearing a Blatt's Beer t-shirt instead of your power tie, you will look like an idiot, even with the tie on(which could be a biproduct of your being an idiot). A man makes the clothes, nto the other way around.

If you are not comfortable in your clothes it will show. Tell tale signs are: a poorly tied tie, a shirt that still has the creases from the original packaging, a belt buckle large enough to be seen from space, being able to read the Brooks & Dunn t-shirt you are wearing underneith your dress shirt, and of course, wearing your beloved Vikings hat to compliment the whole ensemble.

An outfit like that just cries "I am inadequate as a man in every conceivable way". If you do not no how to tie a tie, please call your grandmother to do it for you. If you walk into Club Pen15 looking like a Boy Scout tied your shit, you will get less play than George W. Bush's Trivial Pursuit board. In the mind of a woman, if you are unable to master the awesome complexities of a neck tie, how could you master the awesome complexities of the cliteris.

Remember, the purpose of a necktie is to point at your crotch. It is like a road sign to your junk hanging around your neck. Never, and I mean never do anything to distract a woman from that message. They are a species that is easily confused.

How do the real players at P15 dress? It doesn't matter, because we know we look good in whatever we wear. We could be wearing finely made Itialian suit, or a pair of bib overalls from the discount bin of Blain's Farm and Fleet. As long as you know you look good in your gear, you will tappin more frequently than a meth addicted telegraph operator.

So in conclusion, the key to looking good is to stop hating yourself. How do you do that? I have no idea, however, you are making a good first step. By reading this, I already hate you slightly less, and that should make you hate yourself signifigantly less. Find a person in your life that nobody hates, and do and say everything that person does.

Oh yeah, and lose some weight too, you fat tub of goo.